Nothing screams party like a Monday night in West Hampstead. But this Monday is New Year's Eve so all of a sudden it's party central in NW6. Or something.
Personally, I'll be getting in a bottle of vodka and enough Haribo to sink the Bismarck and watching Jools Holland in my Christmas onesie, but no doubt the rest of you aspire to more sociable activities.
The Gallery: "Anything Goes". Get your £15 tickets at the bar (but they're selling out fast apparently). Fancy dress preferred but not mandatory. DJ until late.
The Alice House: "Madhatter's Tea Party" [see what they've done there? No, not the typo]. Tickets also £15 (or £25!! on the night). DJ, special cocktails "and more". I don't know what that implies either but for £25 I'd want quite a lot more.
La Brocca: Open until 2am. Party in bar, restaurant also open. Normal menu + some "delicious New Year specials". Normal price - no cover charge
The Black Lion (West End Lane): 'Glasses or Moustaches'. Tickets are £10 in advance or £15 on the door, which includes a glass of Black Lion punch. Soul & funk music from 10pm. You can hire their booths as well.
The Alliance: "Lots of music and a party 'til the early hours". I heard good things about last year's NYE bash here, so if you're up that end of town worth checking out I'd say.
The Priory Tavern: DJ from 10pm, glitter shots (I predict coughing), a special cocktail menu (remember, these guys are serious about cocktails), fireworks at midnight(ish). Tweet, call, or drop in to put yourself on the free guest list. Otherwise fork out a fiver after 10pm.
North London Tavern: Two options here - one with a four course dinner and the one without. Both end up in an 80s party. Dinner will cost you £40 (here's the menu), while entry to the bar is just £5 after 10pm when the DJ starts. Open 'til 2am.
The Good Ship: "Something Serious NYE Extravaganza". "Party into the small hours recapturing the wonderful summer when everyone came together before waking up with a hangover in 2013 and realising that we're all absolutely done for." Nice. That's the sort of pessimism that made this country great. Something Serious apparently play indie, pop, rock n roll with a dash of electro as the sprinkles on top. They "guarantee to make you dance until your feet smoke." If that's not worth the £10 ticket price alone then I don't know what is.
Betsy Smith: "Saints & sinners". The evening kicks off at 7.30pm and 2-for-1 cocktails last until 9. There's a £50 bar tab for the best dressed. So that's another two cocktails. It also advertises "shot girls" and a "torture chamber". Just to reiterate that you will be paying for this. But then there are confetti canons, and who doesn't love a confetti canon. DJ Louisubsole is on the decks. £10 in advance (which is actually pretty decent for around here) or £15 on the door. Call 020 7624 5793.
Still waiting to hear back from: The Railway, The Alliance, Kilburn's Black Lion, and the Lower Ground Bar. Will add those as I get them so keep checking back.